JLo just had her twins, Maximiano and Emelina, and right from the start they've enjoyed a luxurious lifestyle that most of us can only dream of. From diamond maracas and 600-thread count Egyptian cotton sheets to a baby masseuse that comes twice a week, this pair of Latino royalty have already got it made. So when it comes to going all out to welcome the new baby, is there such a thing as too swanky?
Precious, or posh? You decide...
1. Ice, ice, baby
This potential gift epitomizes the phrase "baby bling!" At three carats (yes – three!), this $17,000 baby bobo (yes, $17,000!) from PersonalizedPacifiers.com may not be exactly practical, but you can put it on display. Kind of like the bronze baby shoes of the days past... only with 278 diamonds!
2. Rich and silly playhouses
Pretending just got really expensive... With PoshTots playhouses, your lil' Cinderella can escape to her Fantasy Coach for just $47,000, while your mini Jack Sparrow can hop aboard the Red Beard's Revenge Pirate Ship Playhouse for a mere $52,000. (You'll have to pretend you have money left over after that!)
3. Sweet (swanky) dreams
With baby bedding from Picci – sheets made from the finest Italian silk – your baby better sleep soundly all night long. The Grace collection, for instance, will run you about $1,250!
4. A Cashmere-acle
It's never too early to get your baby addicted to brand names. This Little Marc Cashmere Sweater, which retails for about $300, will ensure your little is comfortable, warm, and – most importantly, for all of you swank-seekers – super fashionable!
5. A throne of her own
Highchair, shmighchair. Make sure your tot has a throne for each meal with this $885 leopard oval one from PoshTots. It's both stain- and mildew-resistant. (At that price, let's hope so!)
6. The Lexus of strollers
Lace privacy curtains, Italian hand embroidery, and delicate silks are just some of the high-quality features of the Inglesina Classica Pram, with a suggested retail price of $998. No, it doesn't run on its own, but you will get an envious look or two, we're sure, as you stroll down the aisles of Target.
7. Warmer than an igloo
Allow your tot to keep warm in the winter months for just $350 in this Burberry wool toggle that will make even the eskimos jealous. Let's hope it's just as warm as a parka!
8. Your lil' Hef...
The reasoning behind the personally monogrammed velour bathrobes by Elegant Child, with gift packages ranging from $70 to $300: No baby should have to feel the chill of the cool air or the rough material of a regular towel after a nice warm bath. Keep your baby as snug as a bug in a rug, in a bathrobe as pricey as, perhaps, one of Hugh Hefner's.
9. Outrageously organic
So what the pricetag of this Natural Mat Mohair Mat Organic Crib Mattress is $625? Its organic material layers wrapped in silky mohair fleece will help your child sleep like a (swanky) baby.