Some Parents Haven’T Learned The Difference Between Fun And Well, Downright Inappropriate. You Have All Seen The Baby Wearing The Onesie That Says, “I’M A Boob Man?” Those Same Parents Undoubtedly Have Little Emma Or Max Dressed Up In One Of These

Some parents haven’t learned the difference between fun and well, downright inappropriate. You have all seen the baby wearing the...
Some parents haven’t learned the difference between fun and well, downright inappropriate. You have all seen the baby wearing the onesie that says, “I’m a boob man?” Those same parents undoubtedly have little Emma or Max dressed up in one of these outrageous and totally inappropriate baby Halloween costumes. Baby pimp: This baby pimp costume would make a great first Halloween costume, right? I’m sure the grandparents would love to see junior dressed up as a pimp, in his money print pants, jacket and black and gold pimp hat. Baby Whoopee Cushion: Nothing says adorable like dressing your baby as a fart cushion! I love the “Pfft” picture on the front. In case this isn’t obnoxious enough, they have adult whoopee cushion costumes for a “fun family costume idea.” Baby Don Draper: TV Squad has a baby Don Draper from Mad Men, with suit and tie and, of course, a highball glass of scotch included. OK, that one is kind of cute (or maybe I was looking at Jon Hamm). Baby Hitler: Nothing like a swastika and Hilter moustache to get you in the mood for trick-or-treating. I’m sure all the neighbors can’t wait to fill this little guy's bag up with candy. Baby car freshener: Even the baby in the picture looks a little claustrophobic! I shudder to think of what would happen if baby were to have the inevitable poop in this closed-in costume. Alien bursting out of a chicken: Even the baby looks mortified that his parents are doing this to him! He would have been so cute just as a plain ole' chicken – but they had to glue an alien head (where does one find one of those?) and include fake blood and guts surrounding it. There are no words.

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