Here are some traits of an annoying crunchy mama: She thinks if you don't breastfeed on demand, and until your...
Here are some traits of an annoying crunchy mama:
- She thinks if you don't breastfeed on demand, and until your baby is 3 or 4, you suck.
- She thinks it's totally unacceptable to use a stroller vs. a sling or baby carrier.
- She thinks you should only, always use holistic medications for your baby.
- She thinks that people who don't co-sleep are ruining the nation.
- She can't accept that you sometimes buy pre-made baby food - yeah it's organic, but you didn't make it so it sucks.
- If you weren't able to have a homebirth, she somehow finds a way to blame you, even if you had complications that made it necessary to go to a hospital.
- Pacifiers are EVIL, so you can't allow your baby to have one around her.
- She is completely against vaccines and if you get your baby vaccinated - look out, because this is all you'll hear about for years to come.
- God forbid you let your baby watch a half hour of TV.
- And so on.